Nuke and rebuild: human-designed feel with personality and varied rhythm

Addressing all 4 AI tells: bad proportions, sterile polish, repeating
patterns, generic copy. New approach:
- Text-only opener with Egyptian dialect copy (no hero image)
- Bento mosaic grid (asymmetric cells, not uniform)
- Numbered flow showing actual user journey
- Navy ticker marquee breaking the pattern
- Blockquote statement with attitude
- Varied section sizes (no uniform padding)
- Minimal footer (one row)
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>